FFC SEASONS BEATINGS 2007

[The Show opens up outside the arena as various wrestlers are making their entrance...]

[Kazuma is walking into the building for Season's Beatings. Paul Reebs is interviewing various wrestlers as the come in, he stops Kazuma for a word.]

Kazuma: Well I'm not about to come into your house and start breaking china. Not yet anyway.

Paul: Heh, well Kaz it's a big event here tonight for you and everyone else involved in the Five Stages of Mayhem Match. But the pot of gold at the end of that rainbow is enormous!

Kazuma: A fair statement all the way around. It seems like lately my career has been defined by matches of extreme circumstance, but I take that as a badge of honor seeing that I've managed to come out on top each and every time. I can honestly say I've never been involved in a tournament or endgame quite like this, but I've wrestled most of my competition at one point or another, so it's not too menacing a proposition.

Kazuma: Hehe, unfortunately that prediction is likely true for everyone involved so I'm not looking ahead to anything, my goal is to just survive every encounter and with any luck, come out the winner at the end of the night. And before you say it, I know you and everyone else is thinking "This isn't his usual attitude." But the fact is that as I said, I'm not so arrogant as to come in here and disrespect you, the FFC fans, or my opponents tonight. We're all in a position of honor and it should be treated accordingly. We'll leave the big words for the winner of the match. But make no mistake, I'm going into this with the intention of becoming the FFC Heavyweight Champion, and if you stand in my way, I hope you don't believe you'll still be standing at the end of the night.

Paul: That's more like it. You know, if you do manage to come out of this in one piece...well, you'd hold the FFC Title as WELL as the PWS Title. That would be one for the history books.

Kazuma: Definitely but I'm not trying to think about that right now; one victim at a time.

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(The sound to the mic gets cut off.... suddenly the arena goes dark, when they come back on, Joe and Sean have been replaced at the desk by... THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE)

Violent J: Hello Wrestling fans.... I'm Diamond Donnovan Douglass. Better known as THREEEEE-D.

Shaggy: And I'm Handsome Harley Gwestella. But to my friends, including YOU 3-D.... You guys can call me GWEEDO!

3-D: Well I hope you like blood, I hope you like guts, I hope you like WRRRRRRRRRESTLING. Because tonight you're going to see some hardcore flavor the likes of only the FFC can provide!

Gweedo: And what better way to start this night off than with some barbed wire biscuits and exploding nipples!

3-D: I definitely can't think of any better way to start this off Gweedo. Tell the fans watching what we're going to see tonight!

Gweedo: That's right, Assclown Amy Armageddon will be in action and she'll be taking on her old flame, the Dude Lover in first round action tonight!

3-D: The sister of Sweaty Neden Armageddon makes her return to the hardcore exploding tangling turnbuckle ring!

3-D: Clumsy J will be taking on none other than Hell's Bells in our other first round matchup. Both of these matchups will feature lightbulbs, barbed wire and landmines, but that's nothing compared to the horror that awaits the winners!

Gweedo: That's right, whoever gets by these two matches will meet each other in an EXPLODING RING MATCH later on in the show!

3-D: I can't believe it! I know what I'm ready to do... I'm ready to get to the action!

MATCH #1: Carnage Division Title Tournament Semifinal Match (Flourescent Bulb Deathmatch) – Amelia vs DudeLove

Amelia started off by slamming DudeLove down to the mat. Dude came back with a kick and whipped Amelia into the lightbulb covered board. He then caught her in a leglock. Amelia whipped Dude out to the floor into the barbed wire outside! When Dude got back in, she landed some kicks then sling him into the bulbs a couple times. She went for a pin, but DudeLove kicked out at one. Dude went for a spear, but Amelia dodged it and came back with a headbutt. She went for a tombstone, but DudeLove reversed it and piledrived her onto a broken table piece! Amelia got back up and hit some kicks and got a near fall. Dude slammed Amelia down and tried to hit her with a light bulb, but Amelia drilled him with a backfist, then nailed HIM with the lightbulb. Dude got back up and hit a piledriver, then locked on an STF. Amelia fought her way out of the hold, and drilled Dude with some knees. She then whipped him into the exploding barbed wire outside. DudeLove came back in and tried a headscissor, but Amelia spiked him into the mat with a powerbomb counter and scored the pin at 8:59.

3-D: Asshole Amy picks up the win over the DudeLover. What did you make of that match Gweedo?

Gweedo: Well the wrasslin diversions of the Dude Lover weren't exactly up to snuff in that one. He tried to use some of that technical wrestling expertise, but that shit don't fly in the barbed wire tacks, and Asshole Amy picks up the victory here in our first matchup on Stranglemania!

Gweedo: Oh uh... my monitor was down, I musta been reading the wrong cue cards. Somebody better fire that asshole in production, or Imma have to go out and whip his ass!

3-D: Let's get on to our next match, Dandy J is about to take on Hell's Bells, lets get right to it!

MATCH #2: Carnage Division Title Tournament Semifinal Match (Flourescent Bulb Deathmatch) – Crazy J vs Hell’s Angel

Hell’s Angel started things off with a spear then sliced Crazy J up with a sickle! J fought back attacking the arm, then Threw HA out to the barbed wire for an explosion. HA tried another spear and missed. HA hit a gutbuster instead and by this point, both guys were already bloody! Crazy J hit some punches and smashed HA in the gut with a lightbulb before locking in a keylock. HA fought out of the hold and hit a piledriver, then started kneeing Crazy J in the head. J escaped and threw HA into the landmines outside then grabbed a sledgehammer and worked HA over with it! He tried to catch HA in a submission, but HA fought out and hit Crazy J with the ILLEGAL POWERBOMB. He didn’t go for a pin though, and J caught him in a keylock. HA got out and hit a chokeslam, but Crazy J kept fighting, even after some brutal punches and a shot by a baseball bat. HA then German Suplexed J OVER the top rope, but fortunately (?!) J missed the barbed wire outside. He got back in and smacked Hells’ Angel with a Singapore cane several times. HA fought back and slammed Crazy J into the fluorescent lightbulb board and covered him for the pin at 11:55.

3-D: Hell's Bells showing the people what it's like to be a real man here in the Nipple Arena in wherever the hell we are. What did you think of that match Gweedo?

Gweedo: Well both guys bled like stuck pigs, I guess I was pulling for Foolish J, but Hell's Bells has tooken the victory and now he'll meet Assclown Amy in the finals for the Juggalo Wrasslin Belt later on in the show!

(Just then, Joe and Sean come back with security guards armed with tazers and baseball bats and they shoo ICP out of the broadcast booth)

Joe: Geez, I kinda expected them to show up, but you'd think they'd at least give us a couple matches of leeway before appearing!

Sean: Anyway, we apologize for anyone who was offended by Insane Clown Posse showing up, and we'd like to welcome you to Season's Beatings 2007! Tonight we've got some great wrestling action lined up, and we'll be crowing a brand new FFC World Champion in our main event, a 5 Stages of Mayhem Match!

Joe: In addition, we've got the Television, Intercontinental, Middleweight and Tag Team Titles on the line!

Sean: We'll also be crowning the first ever Carnage Division Champion, the semifinals of that tournament you've already witnessed, Amelia and Hell's Angel will be squaring off for the gold!

Joe: We've got some exciting interpromotional matches as well, including a 2 out of 3 Women's Match between FFC Women's Champ Anna and B-Pro Women's Champ, Wendy Kerdan!

Joe: The FFC has signed a lot of new talent as of late, and we're going to see a battle royal involving six of our newest signees. But this isn't just a match to showcase our newcomers, there's opportunity on the line as well!

Sean: The winner of this battle royal is going to receive a shot at Reiko Tajima and the TV Title later on in the show!

Joe: I Understand Paul Reebs is standing backstage with one of the participants in the battle royal, Paul, take it away!

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Joe: Let's run down the participants. First we've got Pauly Paradesiac, whom we just heard from. He's a former NWN TV Champion and a dangerous competitor. He's probably one of the favorites going into the match due to his experience.

Sean: He's not the nicest guy I've seen come down the pike either, he's obviously not here to make any friends!

Joe: OK.... She's also got some experience in Bushido Pro under her belt, she's had a couple matches so far in the FFC Title Tournament as well, reaching the semifinals of her block. She's also been trained by members of Team Z-Force, so she's certainly a skilled competitor!

Sean: Well it's true... plus we don't really know a lot about her anyway, other than she's allied with Mr. Z.

Joe: Well we ALSO know that she's the younger sister of Veronia Steele, who once competed in the FFC as Queen Verona, who is now a member of the EFW Roster.

Sean: She calls herself the Empress, because apparently that's higher up than a Queen or something.... and she's hot.

Joe: *sigh* Moving on, we've got Mahavir Ali, an up and coming young cruiserweight!

Sean: He lost in an upset to that weird ass Mr. MB Gay dude, but he displayed some considerable skill in that match.

Joe: I hope not... not that there's anything wrong with it or anything. Up next we've got another TEAM HERO Member, whom J-Force is VERY high on, "The Mongolian Monster" Lu Bufu.

Sean: Finally, we've got a man known as Maelstrom. No one knows much about him, but rumor has it, he has a lot of skill and plans to make a big impact in the Middleweight Division!

Joe: I can't wait to see what this new talent is made of, let's get this battle royal underway!

MATCH #3: Newcomer Battle Royal (Winner Receives a TV Title Shot Later in the Show) - Pauly Paradesiac vs Jessica Rayma vs Natalyn Steele vs Mahavir Ali vs "The Mongolian Monster" Lu Bufu vs Maelstrom

Sean: Can't say that I'm surprised, that guy was big as a house, and almost as mobile... Reiko is in BIG trouble later on... And I mean BIG

Sean: I see... Anna is the reigning champion and she'll be taking on the Flaming Flyer, who was awarded this title shot due to his impressive performance in the Tournament!

Joe: As much as we make fun of the Flaming Flyer, he's proven himself to be a top competitor in his weight class, so Anna had better not be looking past him to her match with Wendy Kerdan later!

MATCH #4: FFC Middleweight Title Match - Anna (Champion) vs The Flaming Flyer (Challenger)

Flyer started off with a kick in the guts, then Anna took him down with an arm drag. She went for a go behind, but Flyer elbowed her off, then hit his own arm drag. Flyer shot Anna into the ropes and went for a roundhouse, but she ducked. Anna then shot Flyer and connected on a kick. Flyer landed a bulldog and an armdrag, then Anna responded with a spin kick. Flyer connected on a piledriver then hit a double chop. He then drilled the champ with a Rocker Dropper, then shot her in with a spin heel kick. Flyer shot her in the corner and attacked with a Bronco Buster! He then scaled the ropes and hit a senton drop. He then hit a German Suplex, which Anna just barely kicked out of. He continued his attack with a snap suplex, then tried another one, but Anna reversed it. She then hit a DDT. Anna shot Flyer into the ropes and connected on a Dragon Sleeper. Flyer fought out of it then locked on a figure four headscissor. Anna escaped that, but Flyer hit her with the FLYER DRIVER! Anna got back up and hit an electric chair drop, then rolled Flyer up and only got a one count! Flyer hit another FLYER DRIVER and kneed her in the gut. Flyer hit a Diamond Cutter, but Anna responded with a brainbuster. Flyer went for a go behind, but Anna countered with a Pele kick. Anna tossed Flyer to the outside to catch a breather for herself. Flyer hit a Rocker Dropper when he got back in and tried for a pin, but Anna was in the ropes. He landed another Rocker Dropper and scored the pin at 14:41!

Sean: That's the 5th time he's held gold in a light weight division! He may have a long reign with that title as not many men will want to face him!

Joe: Let's go backstage, I understand we have an interview with one of the participants in the main event!

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Sean: He's one scary dude, that's for sure. I understand he's being signed to an FFC Contract Full Time as well, so even if he doesn't win tonight, he's going to be an immediate threat for the World Title, based on his credentials in B-Pro alone!

Joe: Indeed. Several of the competitors who have taken place in the tournament will be offered full and part time FFC Contracts, so we'll be seeing a lot more new competitors grace the FFC Ring in the near future!

Joe: That's right, Brian Storm will be taking on the Vicious Circle's leader, Smeghead Lister, and both guys will have backup!

Sean: Storm is being seconded by his best friend Dusk, and Lister is being backed up by NOIR.

Joe: This should be an exciting match and with Dusk and NOIR at ringside, anything could happen. Let's get to the ring for this exciting contest!

Lister started off fast with a dropkick. Storm countered with a solebutt and some forearm smashes. Storm shot Lister into the corner then threw him to the floor. Lister got back in and Storm hit him with a backdrop. Lister hit a bodyslam then shot Storm into the corner. Storm tripped up Lister and laid into him with shoulderblocks. Lister fired back with a short arm lariat followed by a snap suplex. He went for a go behind, but Storm countered into a rollup, but Lister kicked out quickly. Storm went for a submission with the Crossface, but Lister was in the ropes. Storm hit a tombstone, and Lister came back with a backdrop. Storm hit another tombstone, then shot Lister into the corner for a Stinger Splash. Lister got back up and hit an ace crusher, Storm came back with a brainbuster and went for a pin, getting a two count. Lister hit a series of chops, then stomped on Storm’s balls. Lister hit a knee to the gut, then leapt off the top ropes for a fistdrop. Storm got back up and caught Lister in a Dragon Sleeper, but Lister fought his way out. Lister hit a forearm uppercut, then took Storm down with a cross body block, almost scoring the pin. Lister hit some more chops then stomped on Storm’s balls again, nearly scoring a pinfall for the second time. Lister then hit a powerbomb pin, for a two count. Storm got up and hit a chickenwing suplex, nearly taking Lister out of his boots. NOIR tried to interfere, distracting the ref, who conveniently missed a pin attempt by Storm. Lister recovered and hit a top rope legdrop. Storm got back up and hit a brainbuster, but the ref was still tied up with NOIR. Storm hit a cradle piledriver then a spin heel kick off the top, followed by the STORM RADIUS! The ref FINALLY made it back over, but Lister kicked out at two! Storm hit another Cradle Piledriver, then shot Lister back into the ropes. Both guys collided, Storm got back up first and hit a neckbreaker, then locked in the texas cloverleaf. NOIR once again distracted the ref, who managed to miss Lister tapping out. Lister escaped the hold and nailed Storm with an Ace Crusher. Storm hit the STORMDRIVER, then landed a frogsplash, but NOIR tripped up the referee before the 3 count. Storm was pissed by this point and nailed Lister with an S Bomber. Lister got back up and hit Storm with a bulldog, but Storm threw him to the floor with a STORM RADIUS. Lister barely got back into the ring before the countout, but managed to hit a Complete Shot on Storm. Storm fired back with an Elbow Rush, then finally caught Lister in the Texas Cloverleaf and scored a submission victory at 25:42.

Sean: NOIR was causing a lot of havoc at ringside, Storm clearly had Lister beat on a couple of occassions!

Joe: Maybe he feels that Dusk wasn't doing enough to counteract NOIR's shenanigans....

Joe: Lu Bufu won the battle royal earlier, and now has a shot at early fame here in the FFC by becoming the TV Champion here.

Sean: But Reiko Tajima is a great competitor and she won't give up that belt without a fight, she's worked hard to get to this stage, winning her first Heavyweight Division Title on Monday Night Fights just a few days ago! But Still... this Lu Bufu guy is as strong as an ox (and almost as intelligent)

MATCH #6: World Television Title Match - Reiko Tajima (Champion) vs "The Mongolian Monster" Lu Bufu (Challenger)

Reiko was probably giving up around 300 pounds going into this match, so she started off trying to use her technical abilty and speed advantage. That resulted in he getting spiked into the mat with an early powerbomb. She landed an axe kick, then ran into the ropes and hit a flying cross chop. Bufu responded with a boot to the got and a headbutt. He then hit a vicious chop. He went for a go behind, but Reiko hit him with a kangaroo kick. Bufu came back with a Mongolian Chop, but Reiko hit a DDT. She then locked in a Figure Four HEadscissor, trying to keep the monster grounded. Bufu came back with punches and a huge boot. He then threw Reiko to the floor and hammered her with a lariat. Reiko caught him in a sleeper hold, then threw him back into the ring. Back in, she connected on a snap suplex and a DDT, but Bufu sat her on the top rope and chokeslammed her off the top, her back landing on a steel chair that had been brought into the ring! Unbelievably, Reiko managed to get back up and land a Fisherman Buster on this planet like man, then she hit the TAJIMA DRIVER and almost scored the pin! Bufu hoisted her over his head and sent her flying with a press slam. Reiko came back with kicks, then scaled the top rope and went for a headscissor, but Bufu caught her in a powerbomb and almost scored the pin! Reiko got back up and socked Bufu in the mouth then hit a backdrop hold and almost got the pin again! She tossed Bufu into the corner and landed a boomerang kick, then hit Bufu with the Tajima Driver again, but only got a two count! Bufu hit a double axehandle off the ropes, Reiko responded with a dropkick, but Bufu knocked her down with a chokeslam then hit a series of kneedrops. Tajima hit the TAJIMA DRIVER a THIRD TIME, but STILL couldn't put Bufu away. Bufu got back up and landed a series of devastating headbutts, during which time the bell rang, signalling the TV Time Limit expired!

Reiko Tajima and Lu Bufu Fight to a 15 Minute Draw, STILL FFC World Television Champion: Reiko Tajima

Joe: That was a brutal contest, I'm not sure what's more amazing, the INCREDIBLE strength she displayed by hoisting that mountain of a man up THREE TIMES for the Tajima Driver, or the fact that she couldn't put this guy away with any of them!

Sean: Lu Bufu is tougher than a government mule (and just about as good looking), J-Force must be mighty pleased to have this guy backing him up as part of Team NEW HERO. He did some heavy damage, but give credit to Reiko for persevering, not getting killed by the clumsy oaf, and taking this match to the time limit and retaining her title.

Joe: Team Wild Ambition defeated newcomers Wet N Wild in the Semi Finals of the Tag Team Tournament, and Wet N Wild has challenged them to a rematch here tonight!

Sean: Wet N Wild were one of the top teams in the early years of Pro Wrestling SHAFT, now they've made a comeback as part of the FFC. I don't think they took to kindly to having their comeback run stalled by Standard and Alpha Wolf!

Joe: So now we've got this match! Hey, anything that gives us another match is OK with us!

Clint and The Standard started things off for their respective teams. Clint started off with a bodyslam. He went for a dropkick, but missed and raked Standard in the eyes instead. Standard responded with a boot to the gut. Clint tagged Barton who drilled Standard with a lariat in the back of the head. Standard arm dragged Barton to the ground then stomped on him. Barton responded with a hammer blow and some Vader Hammers. Standard tagged Alpha Wolf, and they double suplexed Barton to the floor! Barton got back in and hammered Wolf, then the two exchanged punches near the corner. Barton tagged Clint back in who hit Alpha Wolf with some knees. Wolf responded with a lariat to the back of the neck then slapped on the Camel clutch. Wolf fought out of it, then went for a lariat, but missed. Clint slammed Wolf, Wolf responded with a gutbuster. Clint landed a vicious kick. Wolf Shot Clint in to the ropes and hit a big boot. Wolf then drilled him with a jumping DDT. He went for the pin, but Barton broke it up. Clint tagged Barton into the ring, and he took Wolf down with a knee. Wolf tagged in Standard, and they rocked Barton with a double powerbomb. Standard hit Barton with a Fisherman Buster, then scaled the rope for a moonsault to the back. Barton tagged Clint back in, and Standard rolled him up with a Toyota Roll. He landed in the ropes, but hit a German Suplex and got a near fall. He then hit a Fisherman Buster and picked up the pin with a moonsault at 14:39.

Joe: Hey wait a minute, Wet N Wild just attacked them from behind after the match, Barton just hit Crash and Burn on Alpha Wolf and Clint nails the WIPEOUT on Standard!

Joe: Paul Reebs is backstage with another of the competitors in tonight's World Title Match, Paul, take it away!

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(Backstage, Cherry Megumi--the shocker of the World Title tournament--is preparing for her upcoming main event match.  After doing a few last-minute

stretches, she is ambushed by Paul Reebs, a microphone in hand...)



Paul: Paul Reebs here, and with me right now is another of the World Title tournament finalists, the rookie sensation Cherry Megumi!  So, uh, tell me,

what's it like being back in America for the first time since you won that NWN Women's Title?

Megumi: Uuuh...  Well, first, all these people interviewing me are kind of embarrassing me!

Paul: Oh!  Uh, sorry about that, it's just my job.

Megumi: Umm, no problem, really...  I was thinking of the magazine reporters really.  But to answer your question....  It's pretty exciting being in America!

I've never really been on vacation here other than the time I fought at the World's Collide event, but my senpai's from here--

Paul: "Senpai?"


Megumi: Oh!  That is, Kerdan-san is from America, and she taught me a lot about what things are like in America, especially wrestling fans.  Here, it's

so much more lively!  Sometimes the fans in Japan just watch without even clapping, but here the crowd makes so much noise.  It surprised me to get

so many cheers even though I'm probably not known too well here...



Paul: Well, all you have to do is go out there and put on a good match and you'll have the respect of the fans!  But, more to the point, in just a short

while, you'll be competing in the Five Stages of Mayhem Match for the FFC World Title!.  What's on your mind as you're getting ready to go out there?

Megumi: Well... I am kind of nervous.  It's like a bunch of butterflies are in my stomach--uh, I hope I used that phrase right!  I know the fans consider

me the underdog going into this match, so I think I'll need to go out there and give a 220 percent effort if I want to make it to the final round!

Even if I lose, I think I will make Kerdan-san and everyone in Bushido Pro proud by making it this far!

(Megumi smiles and heads offscreen to make her entrance.)

Paul: Well, hey, that's a pretty upbeat attitude about things, there.  Let's head back to ringside!

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Joe: Sean you really need to get out more. Anyway, Cherry Megumi definitely has the right perspective, she's the smallest competitor going into that match, and she's the only female, but the other 7 guys in this match better watch out for her!

Sean: Hey the first 5 Stages of Mayhem Match was won by a woman who was the smallest competitor in the match!

Joe: That is very true! Coming up next is our Open Challenge Match. Peter Pain originally challenged Force Brown but he had an unexpected accident and was unable to accept the challenge.

Joe: Good point. Pain made an open challenge, let's see if anyone had the grapefruits to take him up on it!

Paul: I'm standing by here with FFC rookie, The Himalayan Sensation, Mahavir Ali who said he has an announcement.

Ali: Since no one on the heavyweight roster seems to have the guts, I am answering the monster Peter Pain's open challenge!

Paul: ...

Ali: That's right.

Paul: You obviously hit your head or something, you may want to check in with the medical staff.

Ali: I'm came to the FFC to make an impact. What better way to do that than with a FFC Legend like Peter Pain.

Paul: Ok. Well, you got guts kid. That's it from me.

(Ali walks off as the camera fades. Reebs can be heard off camera right before the commercial starts)

Paul: Someone better make sure the ambulance is standing by for that kid.

Sean: Are you kidding me? I admire this kid's guts, but Peter Pain outweighs him by probably two hundred pounds!

Pain wasn't amused by his much smaller challenger and hammered him with a some big punches early on. Ali came back with shoulderblocks, trying to wear out Pain's massive arms. He took Pain down with an armdrag then locked him in an armbar. Pain got up and slammed Ali to the floor, then busted him open with a vicious right. He dumped Ali to the floor a second time, but Ali kept coming, even after Pain kneed him in the balls then wailed on him with mounted punches. Ali hit an elbow, but Pain came back wiht a side slam, then a Powerbomb Whip. He then crushed him with an Atomic Chokeslam then started choking him. Ali escaped and hit a shoulderblock, but Pain whipped him into the corner viciously. Ali fought out with an elbow, but Pain drilled him with another powerbomb whip, followed by a THIRD Powerbomb. He went for a pin, but Ali got his foot on the ropes! They got back up and Ali connected with a neckbreaker and chin crusher, only to eat Powerbomb #4, followed by an inverted powerbomb, just to spice things up apparently. Ali hit an armdrag on Pain, then rolled him up with a small package, but was in the ropes. Pain got back up and hit another huge powerbomb, apparently toying with the young newcomer at this point. Ali fired back with a chin crusher, then attacked from off the top ropes. He kept up the momentum with a neckbreaker, then hit another neckbreaker from behind, followed by a twisting ace crusher! Ali was getting on a roll, but Pain mauled him with punches and kneed him in the groin. He went for a pin, but Al kicked him off! Ali shot Pain into the ropes and charged in, but running into Pain's massive frame sent him flying to the mat. Pain went for a powerslam, but Ali amazingly kicked out just before the 3 count! Pain was shocked, but managed to maintain his composure and landed another powerslam and this time held on for the 3 count at 14:23.

Joe: Wow, that was an impressive performance by the newcomer, even though Pain won, this young man earned a lot of respect from the fans tonight!

Sean: It took a lot of freaking balls just to ANSWER a challenge from Peter Pain, but Mahavir Ali gave Pain all he could handle tonight!

Joe: Coming up next, we're going to crown the first ever Carnage Division Champion...

Sean: This is really a title only the craziest of lunatics will want to shoot for, after all, matches for this new title can only be contested in either a Deathmatch style bout or a Shootfighting type bout...

Joe: Yeah it's going to be brutal for the champion to try and hold onto this belt, but I think the two combatants we have, whoever wins will be more than up to the challenge!

MATCH #9: Carnage Division Championship Match (10 Minute Exploding Ring Deathmatch) – Amelia vs Hell’s Angel

Both fighters tried to whip each other into the barbed wire early. HA abandoned that plan and hit a gutbuster, then tried to slice Amelia up with a sickle! He then shot her into the exploding ropes! He then hit a big lariat and kept up his sickle attack. Amelia was a mess of blood by that point, but landed a boot to the gut, then shot HA into the barbed wire! HA slammed her down and hit a commando chop. Amelia fought back with knees, but HA hit her with a gutbuster and a lariat. He went for a chokeslam, but Amelia kicked him in the balls! She then connected with a headbutt and a vicious backdrop. She went for the pin but only got a count of one. She got up and blasted Hells Angel with a fireball, but HA went nuts with some vicious punches. Amelia fought back with a lariat, but HA hit a brutal flurry of punches. Amelia responded with some Vader Hammers, but HA launched her across the ring with an Atomic Whip. The explosion was imminent, Amelia hit a Tombstone and some Vader Hammers right before the explosion, but it proved to be not enough, the explosion sent her reeling and only Hell’s Angel made it back to his feet. The ref recovered from the Blast and awarded the match to Hell’s Angel at 10:27.

Joe: Hell's Angel picks up the gold! Amelia couldn't answer after the explosion went off!

Sean: The explosion has done away with many competitors in the past, Amelia is its latest victim and Hell's Angel gets his name etched in history as the first Carnage Division Champion!

Joe: And he's a dangerous man... it's going to be tough to get that belt off of him!

Sean: Up next we've got more gold on the line as Team NEW HERO defends against Wizird and Oz, as Wizird goes for his first of two title opportunities tonight!

Joe: Him and Oz ran through the Tag Team Tournament on MNF, let's see if they can do the same to the chamipons...

MATCH #10: FFC World Tag Team Title Match - J-Force and Steve Jackson (Champions) vs Wizird and Oz (Challengers)

RESULT: OZ PINS J-FORCE AT 14:03 FOLLOWING AN OVER THE RAINBOW POWERBOMB BY WIZIRD. NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: WIZIRD AND OZ RESULT

Joe: Wizird and Oz pick up the tag team titles for the third time here at Season's Beatings! They've looked awfully sharp since making their FFC Comeback!

Sean: One down, one to go for the Wizird, he'll be competing again in tonight's MAIN EVENT!

Joe: More tag team action coming up next, old rivals Mr. Z and Cheg will collide... Cheg's partnered up with the Wildman as would be expected, but Mr. Z has yet to announce his partner!

MATCH #11: Tag Team Grudge Match - Mr. Z and ???? vs Cheg and Sean "Wildman" Williams

Cheg and Sean Williams were already in the ring. Mr. Z's music hit and he made his way out to the entryway, mic in hand.

Mr. Z: Thank for that warm reception you lousy bunch of pencil pushers. I'd like to introduce you to my partner. As always, I have selected the very BEST money can buy... making his FFC Return, I give you.... TROWA BARTON!

(The crowd gasps as Trowa makes his way out and shakes hands with Mr. Z. The two head down to ringside)

Sean: This could mean big trouble for Cheg and the Wildman... not to mention everybody else in the FFC!

Mr. Z and Cheg started this contest off. Z went for a suplex, but Cheg reversed into his own suplex, then smacked Z with a barrage of punches and kicks. Mr. Z kicked Cheg in the balls and tagged in Trowa. Cheg tagged in the Wildman after being hit with a 3D. Williams tripped Trowa up, then shot him into the corner. He went for a suplex off the top, but Trowa reversed and sent Williams to the floor. Williams got back in and slammed Trowa, who responded with a belly to belly suplex. Williams hit a forward slam and sent Trowa to the floor. Williams continued his attack when Trowa got back in and tagged in Cheg for a double powerbomb on Trowa. Trowa got back up and slammed Cheg down then hit him with a lariat. Cheg responded with a neck breaker then hit a splash for a two count. Trowa slung Cheg into the corner, but was nailed by a facebuster. Trowa tagged Mr. Z back into the ring and he threw Cheg out. Cheg landed CURTAINS on Trowa on the floor and a brawl ensued. Cheg and Z were the legal men when they got back inside. Mr. Z begged off a bit, earning him the ire of the crowd. Cheg hammered him with an elbow, then took him down with a neck breaker. He continued the assault with a reverse DDT, then Mr. Z fought back landing the DDZ!. Mr. Z threw Cheg down again, then picked him up and speared him. Cheg caught him in a small package, which Trowa broke up. Cheg tagged Williams back into the ring, Mr. Z took him down with a snap suplex, then locked in the Cobra Clutch. Williams fought out of the hold, then was taken down by a Dragon Screw. Mr. Z picked Williams up and planted him with the ZKO! He then caught Williams in the center of the ring with the Figure Four Leglock, and Williams was forced to submit before Cheg could make the save at the 16 minute mark.

Joe: Mr. Z is making waves, first with his new valet, now he brings back Trowa Barton, arguably the most dangerous man in FFC History!

Joe: I'm getting too old for this.... This promises to be one for the ages.... let's get to it!

MATCH #12: Interpromotional Champion vs Champion Match (2 out of 3 Falls) - Anna (FFC) vs "The Wrestling Empress" Wendy Kerdan (B-Pro)

RESULT: ANNA PINS WENDY KERDAN AT 16:09 WITH A SUPER RANA (ANNA LEADS 1 FALL TO 0) RESULT

Sean: Anna picked up the first fall and looked great doing it, that was a great match!

Joe: Definitely, Wendy Kerdan will be wrestling out of a hole for the next fall, she showed a lot of heart, kicking out of the Annahilator late in that match, she's going to have to pour on the heat if she wants to even this match up!

RESULT: WENDY KERDAN PINS ANNA AT 5:47 FOLLOWING A GERMAN SUPLEX (Match tied at one fall each) RESULT

Sean: It's anyone's game now, both these competitors have gone over 20 minutes, and both are ripe for the fall... let's see who wants it more!

RESULT: WENDY KERDAN PINS ANNA AT 12:46 FOLLOWING A DAISO BUSTER (Wendy Kerdan wins the match 2 falls to 1) RESULT

Sean: That was one for the ages, either of these ladies could have won that one, and both showed a ton of heart!

Joe: And in a show of sportsmanship, Kerdan extending her hand to Anna following the win.

Joe: Anna accepts the handshake and these fans give both competitors a standing ovation, showing respect to two of the best female athletes in the world!

Joe: Up next we've got another championship match as Odysseus Kain defends the Intercontinental Belt against Jake Todd from PWS!

Sean: Jake Todd won the Runner's Up Battle Royal, pinning Kilgore AND Kagemusha along the way to earn this shot! He's a Blue Chipper!

Joe: But he's going to be going up against the powerful and dangerous Odysseus Kain!

MATCH #13: FFC Intercontinental Title Match - Odysseus Kain (Champion) vs Jake Todd (Challenger)

RESULT: ODYSSEUS KAIN PINS JAKE TODD AT 15:14 FOLLOWING A SIDE SLAM. STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: ODYSSEUS KAIN RESULT

Joe: That was a great match, Odysseus Kain turned back a tough challenger and keeps the IC Belt in house!

Sean: Jake Todd put on a great performance though, and showed exactly why he's the BLUE CHIPPER of PWS.

Sean: You got it! Anyway, coming up next is a match between 3 of the biggest names in FFC History!

Joe: Kilgore, Dusk and Juggernaut will meet in a 3 way Dance, the winner will receive a future World Title Shot! That's big!

Sean: So are the names in this match. These three men have 14 FFC World Heavyweight Titles between them.... and whoever wins the match will have a shot at making it 15!

Dusk opened things off with a slam on Juggernaut, then threw Kilgore to the outside of the ring! Kilgore got back in quickly, only to be slammed by Juggernaut and punched by Dusk. Kilgore hit an uppercut on Dusk, then tried to double team him with Juggs, only to have Dusk kick them both away. Dusk hammered Juggs with a short lariat then hit Kilgore with some punches, only to get speared by Juggernaut. Juggs hit a short lariat on Dusk, then hammered Kilgore with punches. Dusk then trilled Kilgore with an Iron Claw Slam, and Juggs hit him with FUBAR! Kilgore was in the ropes however. Juggs hit Dusk with a piledriver, then launched him with an atomic whip. Kilgore hit some knees on Juggernaut, but then Dusk mauled him with punches, leading Kilgore to respond with THE KILGORE BLITZ… twice! Juggernaut kept Kilgore from going for a pin though, but Kilgore got Dusk into the corner and laid into him with punches. Dusk press slammed Kilgore, but Kilgore responded with knees and kicks. Dusk then hit Kilgore with the FALL OF DUSK, but Juggernaut broke it up. Kilgore knocked both guys down and then assisted Juggs in a double team on Dusk. Juggs then repaid Kilgore with FUBAR, but Kilgore kicked out! Dusk drilled Kilgore with a burning lariat, but Kilgore kicked out again! Kilgore hit Juggernaut with a flurry of chops, then Juggernaut got back up and hit Dusk with a powerslam. Juggs hit Kilgore with FUBAR, but Dusk broke up the pin. They then decided to hit Kilgore with adouble powerbomb. Kilgore got back up and laid into Juggernaut with kicks and knees. Dusk grabbed Juggernaut and hoisted him into a Tower Hacker Bomb for the 3 count at 15:23, eliminating him from the match! Dusk then grabbed Kilgore and immediately planted him with the FALL OF DUSK and got the 3 count at 15:47!

Joe: And the Dusker picks up the victory, eliminating both men within a span of 30 seconds! He's got to be thrilled with that victory!

Sean: Here comes Brian Storm to congratulate his friend on that huge victory.... he seemed a little perturbed at Dusk earlier on, but he seems genuinely happy for the Dusker as he'll get a World Title opportunity in the near future.

Joe: 64 wrestlers started off this tournament and now we're down to 8... and they'll compete in one of the most grueling matches in FFC History.

Sean: Created by FFC Founder Tyler Durden, the Five Stages of Mayhem Match is designed to test the will of its participants like no other... whoever walks out tonight champion will undoubtedly earn that World Title.

Joe: This is only the second time in FFC History there has been a 5 Stages of Mayhem Match, only one wrestler will walk out with that gold around their waist. Let's run down the combatants.

Sean: Well first off, we've got the former Bushido Pro World Champion, Jerome Harris. He looked incredibly impressive in the tournament so far, knocking off two of the biggest names in FFC history in Dusk and the Alpha Wolf to reach the finals... then he pulverized the Flaming Flyer.

Joe: One has to wonder what would have happened if Cheg hadn't been KO'ed on a fluke by the Flyer, would he have been able to take Harris down and advance to the finals here?

Sean: Up next, we've got Mega... a former World and Intercontinental Champion, as well as Multi Time World Tag Champ. He won his World Title in a tournament very similar to this one, although he didn't have to go through a match like this to get to the belt!

Joe: Then we've got Nathan Anderson. We haven't heard much from him, but he's got a lot of skill, and went through a block that included seven former World Champions in order to make it this far. That alone says something for his abilty.

Sean: Cherry Megumi is the fourth entrant, she's definitely the darkhorse of this whole thing, nobody in their right mind would have expected her to be here, and she's become one of the crowd's favorites in the short time she's been here.

Joe: Next we've got Superstar Ed Simonds, one of the most popular wrestlers in PWS, and he's definitely a favorite to win it all.

Sean: #6 is the first ever FFC World Champion, The Wizird. 8 years ago at the original Season's Beatings Tournament he won it all to become the first champ. Can he do it again? He's already picked up the Tag Team Belts tonight, he could make history here!

Joe: Then we've got the reigning PWS World Champion, Kazuma. He's also considered an odds on favorite to win, and if he does... he would make history by being the first man to ever simultaneously hold both the FFC and PWS World Titles!

Sean: And last but not least we've got Toulus Lautrec. He's considered a darkhorse as well, but not because of his skill that's for sure. That man is as tough as they come, and gave Mr. Z all he could handle not too long ago, plus he is a former Firecup Tournament Champion, World Tag Team Champion and TV Champion!

Joe: I think the time for talking is over, let's head down to the ring for the FIVE STAGES OF MAYHEM!

First Stage: Normal Match - Nathan Anderson, The Wizird, "Superstar" Ed Simonds and Jerome Harris vs Mega, Toulus Lautrec, Cherry Megumi and Kazuma

RESULT THE WIZIRD PINS TOULUS LAUTREC AT 29:44 VIA OVER THE RAINBOW (Wizird Advances to Final Stage, Toulus Lautrec is Eliminated RESULT

Sean: And that's a HUGE Advantage, he gets to rest now while the six remaining guys are forced to continue pummeling each other!

Joe: I understand this time around, the teams are going to be mixed up after each stage, and we're now getting ready to head to the barbed wire!

SECOND STAGE Barbed Wire Landmine Flourescent Light Bulb Deathmatch - Jerome Harris, Mega and Kazuma vs Nathan Anderson, Cherry Megumi and "Superstar" Ed Simonds

RESULT JEROME HARRIS PINS CHERRY MEGUMI AT 10:00 FOLLOWING GO 2 SLEEP BY KAZUMA (Jerome Harris Advances to Final Stage, Cherry Megumi is Eliminated) RESULT

Joe: Cherry Megumi is eliminated, she was the definite underdog going into this one, but Jerome Harris stole the pin!

Sean: Kazuma clearly knocked her out with Go 2 Sleep, but he got distracted in the heat of the battle, and Jerome Harris picked up the pin to advance to the final, and Kazuma will fight on!

THIRD STAGE: Steel Cage Match - "Superstar" Ed Simonds and Kazuma vs Nathan Anderson and Mega

RESULT NATHAN ANDERSON PINS ED SIMONDS AT 11:02 FOLLOWING AN EXPLODER (Nathan Anderson Advances to Final Stage, Ed Simonds is eliminated) RESULT

Joe: Nathan Anderson advances to the final block over the defeated body of the Superstar!

Sean: And now we're down to two men! Mega and Kazuma will battle it out in the Exploding Ring Match to determine the final entrant in the Final Stage!

RESULT: KAZUMA PINS MEGA AT 10:39 FOLLOWING FINAL JUDGEMENT (Kazuma advances to final stage, Mega is eliminated) RESULT

Joe: Kazuma becomes the final entrant in the Final Stage... he's got to be exhausted!

Sean: He's competed in every stage of the match so far... I know he's a World Champion and a legend, but does he have enough in his tank to go the distance?

Joe: Alright ladies and gentlemen, it's boiled down to these four men, one of them will walk out of here tonight, the new FFC Heavyweight Champion of the World!

Joe: All Four men lock up and Wizird and Anderson get the advantage and trip Kazuma and Jerome Harris to the mat, stereo style!

Sean: Both men back up and now hammer Anderson and Wizird to the mat, also stereo style!

Joe: Kaz back up and now him and Anderson lay some vicious chops on the other two combatants!

Sean: Wizird puts Harris in an iron claw, Kazuma breaks that up and lands some kicks into the gut of Wizird!

Joe: Harris goes for a spear on Anderson, but misses and pays for it with a beautiful wristlock suplex!

Joe: But Harris is a tough SOB, he keeps fighting, smashing Anderson's head across his knee!

Joe: I think Harris might be on his last legs, Kazuma now landing a vicious flurry of kicks!

Sean: Wizird hits a chin crusher on Anderson, Kazuma drilling Harris with a flurry of strikes!

Joe: Kazuma now sets Anderson up on the top, but no! Anderson fights him off and reverses into a sunset flip!

Sean: Wizird there to break up the pin, but Kazuma is vulnerable, Anderson nails him with a Fisherman Express!

Joe: Kazuma takes Wizird out with a Fisherman DDT, not Anderson takes down Kazuma and now he's playing to the crowd!

Joe: Kazuma drills Anderson with another Full Nelson Slam and now he kicks him HARD in the face!

Sean: But Wizird catches him, DIAMOND CUTTER! And now Wizird SNAPS Kazuma's neck!

Sean: He knocked Wizird's head off with that one, but Anderson shoves Kazuma aside, and now he steals the pin, and gets the 3 count!

Joe: Anderson shoots Kaz into the corner and both men collide! Anderson back up first he tries for the pin...

Joe: Kazuma still has a lot of fight left in him, he shoots Anderson in, DDT! Then he shoots him in again, SCRAP BUSTER!

Joe: But Anderson isn't done either, he drills Kazuma with that EXPLODER, then shoots him across the ring and lands a VICIOUS knee to the face!

Joe: Kazuma comes back up with a SCRAP BUSTER, but Anderson hits a vicious chop!

Joe: KAZUMA HAS BECOME THE FIRST MAN IN HISTORY TO SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLD BOTH THE FFC AND PWS WORLD TITLE!

Sean: This is unbelievable wrestling fans, Kazuma has made history by becoming the first unified FFC/PWS World Champion in his.....

Mr. Z: Well well well... what a fine mess THIS is.... I was all set to bring the FFC title to PWS, and become the first ever Unified, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, but that fat loser President Royzoom goes and strips me of the title and for what? So some goof from PWS can come over and HE wins MY Title and lays claim to being the first Unified Champion? Ridiculous I say! This is a man who ducked me by having his little buddy Eddie Lukin break up our Champion vs Champion match at Worlds Collide. Let me tell you something son... when I finally get you in the ring...

Joe: Kazuma cracks Mr. Z in the kisser, and now these two men are getting it on!

Sean: Nothing was settled at Worlds Collide between these two, Mr. Z has flipped his lid, and we've got a brawl on our hands!

(The show fades out as Kazuma and Mr. Z continue brawling, officials trying desperately to break them up.....)